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Sick - (but funny) joke of the day from floodge 1262 days old

Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a Plane for her birthday! Although he'll need to buy immac for the other leg!

New study on ladies bum sizes. from floodge 1273 days old

WOMEN'S BUM SIZE STUDY There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: A. ...

Funny quotes from floodge 1284 days old

- From the interviewee: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman) - "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, ...

Blonde joke- no offence from floodge 1286 days old

Horseback Riding A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the ...

Heres one for all the parents/to be out there from floodge 1315 days old

Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear ...

Hammer from floodge 1315 days old

A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty", ...

Joke of the day #2 from floodge 1319 days old

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after ...

Joke of the day #1. from floodge 1319 days old

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said,"Boss ...

Lenny the Aborigini. from floodge 1319 days old

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Lenny, the only Aboriginal ...

James Bond Funny from floodge 1319 days old

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his ...