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Joke of the day #2 from floodge 1179 days old

Criminal Mastermind An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The ...

Joke of the day. from floodge 1179 days old

Yes they are back- Sorry about the break. Electric Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son ...

New study on ladies bum sizes. from floodge 1268 days old

WOMEN'S BUM SIZE STUDY There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: A. ...

Church Message board from floodge 1278 days old

Actual messages left on Church Bullitin Board -Don't let worry kill you- let the church help. -Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication ...

Funny quotes from floodge 1279 days old

- From the interviewee: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman) - "There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, ...

Blonde joke- no offence from floodge 1281 days old

Horseback Riding A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the ...

Joke of the day from floodge 1283 days old

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon ...

Anagrams from floodge 1309 days old

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs Gore Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room Evangelist: When you rearrange the ...

Heres one for all the parents/to be out there from floodge 1310 days old

Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear ...

Hammer from floodge 1310 days old

A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty", ...